Max has asked me to ghost-write his memoirs. I think it has promise. Here's his outline:
Maxwell Wants A Cookie: Memoir of a Two-Year-Old
by Maxwell Porter Paris
Chapter 1: GRRR-AAARGH-YEHEHH-GRRRR: Anatomy of a tantrum
Chapter 2: Wan Caaker! No! No!: On wanting crackers, and having my dialect misunderstood
Chapter 3: Bear, Mommy, Daddy, Nukkie: The comforts of life
Chapter 4: Potty, schmotty: Why do at age 2 what you can put off until 3?
Chapter 5: Why my head hurts: An inventory of things at toddler head level including bats, deck railings, shovels, tables, and kitchen islands
Chapter 6: Love, rage, hunger: I have very strong feelings
Epilogue: GRRR-AAARGH-YEHEHH-GRRRR: Tantrum, revisited
Friday, April 24, 2009
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Re: Ch 4 -- Or until age 4???
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